"Hello? Anybody out there?” - Part Four

“Kid Nation,” Jamie Lynn Spears, & Kids for Sale”

Waking up to find out that 16 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has announced her pregnancy was just another signpost on our road to Perdition. How perfect. Here’s an under aged, unmarried teenager who stars on a sit-com whose storyline calls for her to be a girl in a formerly All Boys boarding school. Whattya know, Britney’s little sister turns up pregnant! Wonderful message for our kids, isn’t it?

It is somehow ‘fitting’ that the final episode of the lame-brained “Kid Nation” and Baseball’s mea culpa regarding what is being called “The Steroid Era” arrived within 24 hours of each other last week. Trying to find the silver lining around these events is like putting lipstick on a pig. Our local paper headlined the baseball exposé with these words:

“Say it ain’t so…”

Sadly, tragically, it is so. Both the baseball business and the entertainment business have, for the past twenty years, been sending out the same signal to parents and their children who want to play; “Bend the rules. Keep your mouth shut. Do what you must, but don’t get caught.” And above all, “Never be ashamed. Being ‘bad’ pays.”

Also this morning we learn that as many as 25 college athletes at Florida State have been suspended for an on-line cheating scandal. Classic.

Let’s clear up one thing right away; kids are not stupid. They are built to sniff out hypocrisy. When parents are unable or unwilling to help children resist the cultural temptations that lead 10 year-old boys in love with sports to start taking steroids, or ten year-old girls to actively research, share, and practice sexual techniques so they can be “accepted,” we’ve got problems.

I try to keep my views on kids in the entertainment industry from infecting my perspective on our culture in general, but I have to admit, “Kid Nation” took me over the edge. In computer-speak the expression is “GIGO,” Garbage In, Garbage Out. Only now, with the project having run its course, are we able to apprehend just how exploitive this production became, from inception to realization, …and crucially, how the absence of shame on the part of alleged adults played a role in cheapening the entire meaning of childhood.

Let’s start with the Confidentiality Agreement. 40 sets of parents bought into it. Imagine being a kid about to be farmed out to New Mexico and being told, in advance, that if something bad happened you couldn’t talk about it…upon the pain of Five Million dollars. Shameful.

“Let’s live a lie, spread it around, and see if we can profit from it.” That was the message.

The participation of the “Kid Nation” parents has bothered me from the beginning, and as the show played out and the rewards were dispensed, and the same parents showed up for the show’s promotion, this bother has grown into something more sinister. Now we know why only some parents were featured on the show and actively participated in the tawdry publicity campaign. 13 kids came away from “Kid Nation” with $20,000.00 Gold Stars, and 3 came away with $50,000.00. No one seems to be concerned about “the losers” in this endeavor. None of this money, need I remind you, belongs to the kids thanks to the jurisdiction-shopping and careful casting.

The parents were bought off, plain and simple. Each set of parents will have to face what we call “The Day of Reckoning” when the law says their child comes of age.

I remain mystified by the continuing inaction of state and national Labor Officials. Just how much “in your face” criminality has to take place before they act? Isn’t a nationally broadcast series featuring on-camera child abuse enough to trigger an official response? Or do we, like the state of New Mexico, just shrug our shoulders and say the whole exercise is “moot” because the Company moved on? Tom Forman’s company and CBS still hold their “Permit to employ Minors.” Why?

Just because CBS and Tom Forman say the kids weren’t actors (read that as Employees) doesn’t make it so.

Calling a working television set a Summer Camp doesn’t make it so.
Denying access to state officials investigating children’s welfare speaks for itself.
If we don’t make sure that consequences flow from bad behaviorwe will have lost our moral underpinnings. Friends, if you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.

Our children can’t take much more of this. Here’s a little guideline: If it’s not safe for children, don’t do it.”

Thoroughly Exasperated,
Paul Petersen